"you have big feet."
"i know, but these shoes are too big. don't tell anyone, but they're men's."
"well, they don't look like it. maybe they're - what's the word? homo... hetero... omnisex shoes."

mr murray: "sometimes you see the book at the store down the way. what's it called?"
virat: "barnes is noble?"
dan: "he doesn't know. he's an indian."

i can't say anything exciting has been happening lately. it's same-old same-old around here, with fordham, a jesuit university, still sending me newsletters, and samuel clemens still refusing to huck off.

really. that's it.

[boom squared.]