mr. n.: i want [your projects] to be cheap economically, but with good structure. i mean, don't use anything from taiwan.
chuck: thanks.

jake, on having the pukes yesterday: i totally repainted the driveway.

if i was stuck on a desert island with everything and had to pick three things i couldn't have, they would definately have to be mullets, elipses, and louis vuitton merchandise.

then again, it wouldn't be much of a desert island with a closet full of mootsie's tootsies and firemen dotting the highways.

why do i insist on talking?

reed sang the monkey song today. you know the one - where the little monkeys are jumping on the bed and keep bashing their noggins.

no significance to that statement. just thought i'd let you know.

amidst all this insanity, i did learn something today: there was once a lettuce strike all across america. or, as triple-a would say, "america!"

nanana.

"10 more minutes of statistics having sex with the other statistics of the same sex."

i'm glad i signed up for the class.

it's time for some homework.

or, as j. d. salinger would have said, "for ^sake, i have so much gd homework these days. it's so gd depressing. mrs. pardo gave us an assignment and said the due date wouldn't be pushed back, so for once, i finished the assignment on time. then she said it wouldn't be due until monday, because she won't be at the gd school tomorrow. that kills me. it really does. but i really have to go. i got more homework today. i'm not kidding. i swear to ^."