on the subject of changing this template, should i try to make it pretty, or should i just make it ugly on purpose?

i have to work tonight at 5:00, so that should be fun.

my face is both burned and tanned on the left side so that you can see where my huge, j-lo imitation sunglasses sat.

i'm sure it'll be funnier later.

my dad has been playing oregon trail five. so far, nucklehead, butthole, and pickle have survived.

last night i dreamed that i was sailing up the mississippi river. and i haven't picked up huckleberry finn in almost a week. delayed reaction? i think so.

you know, the price is rarely right.

i haven't a thing to do today; this. is. beautiful.

except go to work and avoid the mirror.

to the bat cave.