dream in an imaginary conversation with mrs. angert:

dream: GAH! curse her! we hates her!
angert: i'm tired of the number of students who are passing! let's just tie them up and give them a pop quiz!
dream: no! that would kill us, kill ussss!
angert: it's nothing more than you deserve!
dream: we'll be nice to them, if they'll be nice to us. don't give it to us!
dream: we swears to do what you wants. we ssswears!
dream: we swears to serve the master of the.... history. we will swear on, on the preciousss! [gollum, gollum]

- (talking among herselves)-
1: master betrayed us! wicked, tricksy, filth! we ought to wring her filthy little neck... kill her! kill her! then we take the preciousss and we be the master.
2: yes! no. no. it's too risky, it's too risky.
1: we could let her do it. (referring to general jihad)
2: yes, she could do it.
1: yes, precious she could. and then we takes it once she's dead.
2: once she's dead. hush!

that was dream, coming to you live from my pc.

and now for more to rock your socks:

mr. nevsimal: you can a file anything you want. you can name it "shine" or "light." you [pointing to phil] could even name it "thomley." or you could name it "patel" if you wanted it to shut down and not do anything.

laura fudgecow: hey! that rhymes!
me: what does?
laura fudgecow: "i know my shapes! circle, triangle, square - hooray!" ... ok. so it doesn't.

l-rock: i tripped yesterday, and i totally thought about how you'd be laughing your ass off if you had been there.

me: you have a piece of lettuce on your thumb.
dad: what?
me: you have a piece of lettuce on your thumb.
dad: [looks at stomach.]

"i dropped them off, kim, and they disappeared!"
"you didn't see them go inside?"
"no. i think they were angels."

it's been a stupendous week.

and for all those looking for an easy class senior year, i highly suggest earth and space science.

and with that, i disappear into thin air.

or fat air. you know.