graham: soccer's pretty hard on the old shin-shins.
me: ...?
graham: i'm japanese, remember?

now that i've got the funny out of the way, time for a dedication to my favorite leetle fren.


dear dream,

pork and :) said they were sorry they couldn't make it to school today, but they wanted me to tell you "nanana. "

so, dream: nanana.

mr. schutz told me to give you a fun assignment in learning to draw ellipses, even though i never saw anything wrong with the ones you made.

aaa wants you to love america on your birthday. up for some flag-waving tonight, hmm?

mrs. pardo told me to tell you something funny, probably having to do with writing an essay. yeah. that's definately the funny thing she told me to tell you to do on your birthday.

m-sol suggested that if your head is made out of rice, you shouldn't boil it. especially not once your 17; then it could be fatal.

mr. murray wants you to do some homework with your best friends, the protists, and learn about cell invagination.

or sleep. whichever.

now that i've given you everyone's messages, i shall leave.

happy twelfth birthday, dream!

heart,
catfish helmet