tomorrow i am leaving for texas. whos excited? this girl right here. i was sent away from school this afternoon with "bye, maggie. have fun learning about the Lord!"

i went jihad on my english project today. i didnt use even one "like" while presenting. it. was. awesome.

the weather today was spectacular.

i almost died laughing when the neighbors ran into their concrete mailbox yesterday. instead of going on with life, the guy went inside to get out his son/cousin/father/uncle/sister to think about what happened. they stood in the driveway for ten minutes contemplating it before the world began to revolve again.

check it out: i got a postcard today for a cow down ("no cows. just fun!"). chicken sandwiches will be provided by chick-fil-a, in case you were concerned.

and now the time has come for me to leave you for a few days.
to dream: endure! jihad!
to andrew: i will find the place where olsen was shot at and bring it back with me.
to erin: dont say "faggot" until i come back.
to whoever else still reads this: you still owe me five bucks.

adieu.