seventy points for dream for not coming to school on a schutz-quiz day. that ought to put her ahead of everyone in the world.

bit of irony for the day: dana got her class ring, and kim lost her opal one. guitar for dana. sucks for kim.

my camera is lost forever. i am now left with jessica helms homecoming pictures. at least i still have the shot of matt hanging with john paul.
"ask the pope a question."
"pope, will we ever get back to the hotel?"
[shake.]
"pope says, 'ask again later.'"

carrots, handbags, cheese.

makeup work is totally the worst idea ever.

so i gave in and im going to tutor kid number one again next week. but i swear, if he doesnt know his "nunca" and "ser" and "estudiar" and "con" by next week, nunca seria estudiar con se.

pat from the american veterans association called. she will call back later.

i wore my shirt from bismarck today, but only my "throw me at a fur-wearer" sticker was noticed. i wonder why.

they say that jelly bracelts equal sex. ive got to hand it to them: middle schoolers are a lot more promiscuous now than when i wandered among them.

by the way, this is me doing my homework.

they also say they bought me christmas presents. interesting, considering i have expressed an interest in nothing. im thinking calendar. definately a calendar.

so now that weve discussed a lot, im out.

in the words of general jihad, peace and cheesecakes.