funny of the day:
"sit down! sit down! im going to hemmorage! sit down!"

funny of the other day:
"you should call them and be like, 'hey...' ... ..."
"...?"
"..."

best line of the day:
"i guess im just a product of serendipity here for your convienience and/or enjoyment."

best thing i said that made someone laugh from the other day (ago):
"thats me in a semi-permeable membrane."

strangest dream from last night:
i cut jims hair.

and finally, song of the day:
"always leaving" by cowboy mouth.

and if that doesnt describe the past however many hours, i dont know what does.

but still, i cannot stop typing.

type, type, type.

type, type, typin' away. type, type, typin' away.

i typed your mom last night.

i caught your sister typing.

hey, big boy. wanna type?

man! i cant believe i typed that!

uhmagosh. my hair is so...

im done. goodbye.