because i felt like complaining yesterday, i forgot to give you my funny thing for the day:
mrs. ribas when we are going over our spanish test that most people failed: "what is wrong with you!?"

and now for the funny thing for today:
zack spitolnick: "laura, the hallways are so crowded. its ridiculous."
laura fudgecow: "good luck with that."

and now for the second funny thing for today:
jewish guy in seventh period: "im going to have a band and name it jesus on the beach."

and now for the funny event of the day:
mr. nevsimal reaches between two tower-looking things set up on a table of important-looking things. a loud buzzing sound cuts through the air, an incredibly bright light bulb turns on, and a radio begins playing "midnight train to georgia."

and now for the cool event of the day:
in the dead silence of ap english, a very blue-tongued dream park turns around and licks her elbow.

and now for the depressing event of the day:
celine dion has her own cologne. it is the fragrance of stupidity.

and now for the giddy event of the day:
someone wonderful has either brought me up in conversation before or much of the school associates me with this wonderful someone.

and now for the apathetic event of the day:
i went to ap biology.

and now for the good-bye event of the day:
good-bye.