spider king

i never realized just how funny the wide world of ebaum truly is until last night.

tonight is question marks still, so we'll see.

it was a much better day today than yesterday. the sudden death calculus test wound up not having horrendous results, and i mustered up the courage to put in twenty cents worth in english. i did the engineering lab correctly, and i missed my usual two on the history quiz ("did you study? did you study? huh? did you study?").

henery the eighth i am, i am.

everyone who didn't donate blood raise your hand.

i guess it's just me and the underclassmen.

needles. i mean, it doesn't even sound slightly pleasurable. no satisfaction guaranteed.
"i donated blood, but now i have a HUGE GAPING HOLE IN MY VEIN. how are you?"
"i'm intact, thank you."

that's my day.