Aug 29, 2004

turtle ceramics

dear morningstar farms,
you messed up. you forgot to put "of death" underneath "spicy black bean burger."
just thought i'd let you know.
thanks for your accuracy.
not.
love,
maggie kennedy

now that that's out of the way, i made some pottery with alicia this afternoon. 'twas fun. the best part was her writing "nypd" instead of "nyfd."

fimes.

i'll dress you up in my love, all over, all over.

out of things to say.

(dream: just kidding. miracles don't happen, but i already told you that. he nearly pulled a scottsman, too, but didn't.)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aww. Poopie on the Wannabe Scottsman.

[Sniiiiiiff.]

On that note, here's a Scottish joke:

When McSimpleton moved to America he constantly annoyed his American acquaintances by boasting about how great Scotland was. Finally, in exasperation, one said, "Well, if Scotland's so marvelous, how come you didn't stay there?"
"Well," explained McSimpleton, "They're all so clever up there I had to come down here to have any chance of making it at all."

Poor McSimpleton.

I leave.

-Boat

Anonymous said...

Wow dream, arn't jokes supposed to be funny? I was a scottish gnome on friday night, it was fun.

Anonymous said...

Andrew, if you don't know our inside jokes, you won't understand it. So stop dissing me.

-Boat

Anonymous said...

Ah, it sounded like one of those generic bad jokes... Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Ah, it sounded like one of those generic bad jokes... Sorry.