so i found out last night that someone totally hip was asking about me. unfortunately, i have not the heart to really care right now, so ill save the giggles and squeals for another day.

for all you people out there who were wondering: i have a 94.9 in spanish. let the suspense be broken.

my mom left for pennsylvania today. when i pulled out my sammie I NEED A DATE FOR HOMECOMING at lunch there was a mom note written by dad (they really are one person.).

before i move on to even less interesting topics, let me describe my parents. mom: wordy; smily, yet teary; hits hard; laughs at what wasnt really that funny; answers rhetorical questions; shoulder PLEASE ASK ME to cry on (whether you like it or not); religious. dad: quick, though inattentive; suspicious; funny; bathroom humor; catch 22.

phone call from mom:
mom: "hey! i guess youre home from school!"
me: "yeah."
mom: "is there anything you need at the store? im almost done with my meeting. it was supposed to go to 4:00, but one of the speakers didnt show up because her daughter broke her leg. guess how?"
me: "i dont know."
mom: "playing foosball! foosball! of all things..."
me: "i dont need anything at the store."
mom: "foosball, though. i couldnt believe it."
me: "yeah."
mom: "alright. youre sure you dont need I LOVE YOU anything at the store? cottage cheese? do we have enough?"
me: "yeah. see you soon."
mom: "alright. bye!"

phone call from dad:
dad: "did you try calling my cell?"
me: "no. i paged you when i got home like you asked me to."
dad: "oh. ill have to check that battery, too. see ya."
me: "bye."

interesting, no?

as i promised, ill move on.

brian, regarding todays IM VULNERABLE YET FUN analysis sub:
"thats why you stop teaching when you turn 80."
i do believe it was schutzs mother.

anywho, im out.